Life - as it is

“I would like to rage the rage of blue-aproned rages”

PSA: If your blog is stuck in explicit mode

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

audrey-hepbae:

zonecassette:

fluttershythekind:

archonix:

You can edit the settings page to change it.

This is my naughty blog right now. Notice how the icon is that snazzy default thing?

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That’s because it’s set to explicit, a setting that was locked after the great purge:

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BUT

If you right-click on that toggle and click “inspect element”, you can change that.

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Notice how the input tag has a disabled attribute? Just remove that whole thing:

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The toggle is now active

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And toggleable

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And now, after a quick refresh, my old (crap, but real) icon and header image are back, and the blog is no longer treated as hidden or explicit.

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The goggle also disappears after the refresh, but it’s worth noting that you can also edit the toggle back into the settings panel and change your blog back to explicit if you so desire.

This is a perfect example of the laziness of tumblr’s devs. They haven’t removed the functionality, they’ve just kinda-sorta hidden it a bit; the end-point that the explicit toggle hits is still there.

Share this please.

Dude I fucking love tumblr this website really is endlessly entertaining

@kimreesesdaughter @abstrackafricana @erikkillmongerdontpullout @whereshegoes1 @moshpitma @sauvamente @jahovassthickness hope y’all can use this because you are blurred out!

Holy shit it works. You just need to click the part and say “edit html” and delete only the disabled part

Reblog for attention

gallusrostromegalus:
“ jenniferrpovey:
“ overherewiththequeers:
“ kdhume:
“ kickassfemaleathletes:
“ Lynne Cox is an accomplished American open water swimmer. Twice, she held the record for the fastest crossing of the English Channel. Cox was the...

gallusrostromegalus:

jenniferrpovey:

overherewiththequeers:

kdhume:

kickassfemaleathletes:

Lynne Cox is an accomplished American open water swimmer. Twice, she held the record for the fastest crossing of the English Channel. Cox was the first woman to swim the Cook Strait and the first to swim the Straits of Magellan and around the Cape of Good Hope. Cox swam the Bering Strait from American soil to Soviet soil in 1987, at the height of the Cold War. 

Look at her. 

I know open water swimming isn’t really glamorous, but Lynne Cox is arguably one of the greatest overlooked athletes of the 20th century. 

And quite possibly a mutant. 

She can withstand water temperatures that you or I would die from because of her training and her body’s unique reaction to cold (you know how the blood will leave your fingers and toes when it’s cold, to preserve heat? her whole body does that, pooling her blood in her core and insuring her body temperature stays toasty where it counts).

She funded the Bering Strait swim herself, clearing out her bank account when she couldn’t get corporate sponsors. After she succeeded (to almost everyone’s surprise: if you get in the Bering Sea without serious gear you generally just die) Gorbachev mentioned her during treaty talks with Nixon: “Last summer it took one brave American by the name of Lynne Cox just two hours to swim from one of our countries to the other. We saw on television how sincere and friendly the meeting was between our people and the Americans when she stepped onto the Soviet shore. She proved by her courage how close to each other our peoples live.“

She wasn’t just the first woman to swim the Strait of Magellan. She was the first person to make it across. 

On top of setting multiple world records, she swam a mile+ to the coast of Antarctica, in just a bathing suit, and did not die. 

She’s swum over 50,000 miles. 

And look at her. This is a photo from when she was young, at the peak of her career and setting records all over the world. She is a great athlete. She is a human who can do things most humans would die trying. I’m sitting here at 1 AM getting all teary eyed because this is the first time I’ve looked up a photo of her and I am so surprised, so gratified, so overwhelmed to find out that this world record setter, this literal superhuman, has nearly the same body type as me. 

Since they wouldn’t let her be a fantasy creature in a video game, she just did it in real life, I guess.

Anyone who thinks there is just one athletic body type isn’t paying attention during the Olympics opening ceremonies.

Her body type is optimized for her sport. The shape of her body and the presence of fat both provide insulation to keep her core warm while she swims.

A lot of open water swimmers aren’t this chunky, but that’s because most of them are actually triathletes, and their body type is a compromise between the ideals for the different sports.

There really is no one way to be fit and athletic. For some reason, we tend to get ourselves hung up on the body type of track and field athletes, especially that of marathon runners (who tend to carry almost no extra fat) as the ideal.

Dude HOLY FUCK she’s a badass.

How can you not respect this in any human being. Male or female doesn’t matter - these are amazing feats either way

marvel1980s:
“Stan Lee by Bill Sienkiewicz
”
A legend being celebrated by another legend

marvel1980s:

Stan Lee by Bill Sienkiewicz

A legend being celebrated by another legend

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

do not do this

Um.. I may have done this. Owww

ithums:

“[There] are people who will follow any dragon, worship any god, ignore any iniquity. All out of a kind of humdrum, everyday badness. Not the really high, creative loathesomeness of the great sinners, but a sort of mass-produced darkness of the soul. Sin, you might say, without a trace of originality. They accept evil not because they say yes, but because they don’t say no.”

Lord Vetinari, (Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!)

Get up. Go vote. Say no.

(via sirblackaxe)

As usual, the world would be infinitely better with more Havelock Vetinari in it

mexicanalesbiana:

zenja-soba:

Me, at my gamer funeral, on my gamer deathbead: *Is dead.*

Priest: “My fellow gamers, today we press F, but from here on….”

Crowd: *crying*

Priest ”:..We must press W, and move forward.”

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#GG

raining-skies:

vintageinstepford:

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This is my cat, Brigitte.

24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer.  Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park.  She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.

I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal.  Good fortune follows her everywhere.

I don’t want to be selfish.  I have everything I need and then some.  So, I’m sharing her with you.

Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.

And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte.  Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.

Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.

Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!

we out here spreading those Lucky Cat Vibes™®

Get a cat, or a dog. Life with a pet is immeasurably bettered for you and for them. Just do it

bravest-notts:

what I really want to know is why Fjord is hiding is voice. If he saw any of his old shipmates, he could easily put on an accent on the spot and use mask of many faces if he didn’t want to be recognized, and he’s not hiding himself often so being recognized doesn’t seem to be a huge, pressing concern right now. So why a different accent all the time? Why is he so defensive on being caught using his actual voice?

What is he hiding?

How many of you saw the Deadlands oneshot where Travis’s character

Spoiler

was a meek and gentle British journalist.. Only he really wasn’t, but rather a nasty, sociopathic murderer with a penchant for blades. And no one knew until the end 😁

xshayarsha:

“There is a certain irony here, because many of the first werewolves to be outed in society from the 16th through the 18th centuries were actually women. Just as our American ancestors had their Salem Witch Trials, Europe had its Werewolf Trials, and a large number of the so-called “werewolves” tortured and burned at the stake were female. […] In the 17th-century werewolf trials of Estonia, women were about 150 percent more likely to be accused of lycanthropy; however, they were about 100 percent less likely to be remembered for it.”

“Here’s also a pronounced lack of female werewolves in popular culture. Their near absence in literature and film is explained away by various fancies: they’re sterile, an aberration, or—most galling of all—they don’t even exist.Their omission from popular culture does one thing very effectively: It prevents us, and men especially, from being confronted by hairy, ugly, uncontrollable women. Shapeshifting women in fantasy stories tend to transform into animals that we consider feminine, such as cats or birds, which are pretty and dainty, and occasionally slick and wicked serpents. But because the werewolf represents traits that are accepted as masculine—strength, large size, violence, and hirsutism—we tend to think of the werewolf as being naturally male. The female werewolf is disturbing because she entirely breaks the rules of femininity.”

Julia Oldham, Why Are There No Great Female Werewolves?

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Oh, I beg to differ. “Werewolf the Apocalypse” is brimming with strong, fierce, hairy bitches. E. G. Karin Jarlsdottir, daughter of The Great Fenris.

Art by Volknir